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I rounded up some African proverbs that we can learn and laugh from:
 

  1. Life is full of questions, idiots are full of answers.
  2. A man without culture is like a zebra without stripes
  3. A monkey does not see it’s own ass( a monkey will laugh at a fellow monkey’s ugly ass)
  4. Never underestimate the power of silly people in large numbers
  5. No matter how hot anger is, it cannot cook
  6. A child can play with its mother’s breast, but not its father’s testicles
  7. There is no virgin in a maternity ward.

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  1. He who swallows a coconut must have complete trust in his anus
  2. If the sun claims superiority over the moon, let it shine at night
  3. He who sleeps with itchy anus wakes up with smelly fingers
  4. The frown on the face of a goat will not prevent it from being sold
  5. There is no greater injustice than when anus farts, head receives a knock
  6. He who educates a man educates an individual, he who educates a  woman educates a whole nation
  7. If you think education is expensive, try ignorance
  8. Anyone who sees beauty and does not look at it will soon be poor.
  9. The disobedient fowl obeys in a pot of soup
  10. Wisdom is like the baobab tree, no one individual can embrace it.
  11. There is always a winner even in a monkey’s beauty contest
  12. When the head is too big, it cannot dodge blows
  13. However much the buttocks are in a hurry, they will always remain behind
  14. A man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
  15. A person who sells eggs should not start a fight at the market
  16. A fly does not mind dying in coconut cream
  17. Do not insult a crocodile while your foot is still in the water

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Comments:

  • March 30, 2016

    Loved each one. 🙂

  • March 31, 2016

    Sure 🙂

  • April 15, 2016

    Every time i read these proverbs, I still laugh like am reading them for the first time

  • June 18, 2016

    My dear, what a wonderful collection. Are these recorded somewhere or part of your research? Or were they passed to you as an oral tradition? May I have your permission to write some poetry using them, if I promise to share the poetry with you?

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